Humor : In an Instant

A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. God is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it. After several minutes, God closes the book, furrows his brow, and says, "I'm sorry, I don't see your name written in the Book."

"How current is your copy?" he asks.

"I get a download every ten minutes," God replies, "why do you ask?"

"I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I was always the stubborn type. It was not until my death was immanent that I cried out to you God, so my name probably hasn't arrived to your copy yet."

"I'm glad to hear that," God says, "but while we're waiting for the update to come through, can tell me about a really good deed that you did in your life?"