'Honey Sex': Israeli Health Ministry Warns Against Dangerous, Sweet Erotic Stimulant
Posted: 04/ 2/2012 4:35 pm
For anyone having too sweet a new year, consider yourself warned.
The Israeli Health Ministry is cautioning citizens against a new erotic stimulant known as "Honey Sex." Israel's Pharmaceutical Crime Unit discovered the tasty item, available in pharmacies and natural food markets, and sent samples to a Jerusalem laboratory, the Jerusalem Post reported.
Scientists tested the "Honey Sex" and discovered the chemical Sildenafil, known as the active ingredient in the erectile dysfunction drug Viagra.
The Health Ministry is warning Israelis against using the sweet stimulant. Consuming "Honey Sex" without consulting a medical professional could lead to heart problems or other side effects, the government statement said.
As an alternative, curious individuals who don't strictly follow the laws of Kashrut might consider Baconlube, a savory sexual lubricant with smokey pork flavoring.
Baconlube: J & D's Food Offers Porky Sexual Lubricant
You're not a piece of meat -- but you can still be a "bacon lover."
The pork-o-philes at J & D's Foods say they're cooking up their first genuine batch of Baconlube. For just $11.99 plus shipping, you can lather up in their smokey, salty, and delicious lubricant-massage oil.
Of course, such an outrageous offering should be taken with a grain of J & D's signature bacon salt. In April 2009, the company introduced the same product -- also known as the "McRib of Sex" -- as an April Fools Day joke.
"But when the joke ended, the emails kept coming,"J & D's website explains. "People harassed us via email, in public and in highly inappropriate ways (thanks for that). The waiting list grew to over 3,000 people. Expectations were built."
The news is particularly exciting for Canadian bacon lovers, who will no longer be forced to choose between their two favorite past times.
Founders Justin and Dave established Seattle-based, bacon-obsessed company in 2007. Other offerings include Bacon Ranch, Bacon, Bacon Pop, Bacon Lip Balm, and bacon flavored Mmmvelopes.
The Israeli Health Ministry is cautioning citizens against a new erotic stimulant known as "Honey Sex."
Israel's Pharmaceutical Crime Unit discovered the tasty item, available in pharmacies and natural food markets, and sent samples to a Jerusalem laboratory, the Jerusalem Post reported.
Scientists tested the "Honey Sex" and discovered the chemical Sildenafil, known as the active ingredient in the erectile dysfunction drug Viagra.
The Health Ministry is warning Israelis against using the sweet stimulant. Consuming "Honey Sex" without consulting a medical professional could lead to heart problems or other side effects, the government statement said.
As an alternative, curious individuals who don't strictly follow the laws of Kashrut might consider Baconlube, a savory sexual lubricant with smokey pork flavoring.
Baconlube: J & D's Food Offers Porky Sexual Lubricant
Of course, such an outrageous offering should be taken with a grain of J & D's signature bacon salt. In April 2009, the company introduced the same product -- also known as the "McRib of Sex" -- as an April Fools Day joke.
"But when the joke ended, the emails kept coming,"J & D's website explains. "People harassed us via email, in public and in highly inappropriate ways (thanks for that). The waiting list grew to over 3,000 people. Expectations were built."
The news is particularly exciting for Canadian bacon lovers, who will no longer be forced to choose between their two favorite past times.
"So you’re welcome Canada, you’re welcome — we’ve got your back,” a press release obtained by the Toronto Star said.
Founders Justin and Dave established Seattle-based, bacon-obsessed company in 2007. Other offerings include Bacon Ranch, Bacon, Bacon Pop, Bacon Lip Balm, and bacon flavored Mmmvelopes.