Showing posts with label Pets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pets. Show all posts

Friday, 8 March 2013

Let's Run Away



Today's Truth

And don't let us yield to temptation. (Matthew 6:13, NLT)


Friend to Friend

It was a windy winter day. Our three dogs needed to stretch their legs and get a bit of outside playtime, so I let them out to roam freely in our fenced-in back yard. An hour later, my husband asked me where the dogs were.


"Out back," I replied.

"Honey, the wind blew that gate wide open and only Rocky is on the deck! How long ago did you let them out?" He asked.

"An hour ago!" I exclaimed, as feelings of unease crept into my heart.

Thursday, 7 February 2013

IT’S RAINING CATS AND DOGS AND ... SEX?!

Does your pet stay in the room when you get down and dirty?

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This one stumped the folks at Yahoo Answers.
Pets and sex are admittedly two of my favorite subjects…when discussed separately, with a nice thick wall of “You shall not pass!” between them, that is. Put them together and things start to get a little freaky.

No, this isn’t a crappy segue into some kitty-on-kitty action or the great spay and neuter debate that inevitably pops up when sex and pets are discussed on Dogster or Catster, the sites I edit by day. The burning questions on my mind are as follows: When you and your partner get horizontal, do you lock Fluffy and Fido out of the room? Do they become silent witnesses to The Deed (TM) as it is done or not-so-silent spectators?

I walked into this conversation for the first time a few years ago when I was sad and dog-less, and a gay friend was telling me how he could NOT get his newly-adopted pup to stop barking up a storm whenever he brought a foxy bear home from the bar for fun and games. His dog clearly thought he was being manhandled a little roughly -- but how does one explain to one’s dog that this is EXACTLY how you like it? It’s probably not the time to bring in the Dog Whisperer. (Wait, I take it back, I would totally watch that episode.)

Saturday, 7 April 2012

Funny Pictures : Cat Beds

No good deed shall go unpunished.

A funny Cats Picture Bed
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-bed

You Make Me Laugh : No Pets Allowed

Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to drink." 

The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us." 

The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They walked over to the restaurant and the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the restaurant. 

The waiter at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."

The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog." 

The waiter said, "A Doberman pinscher?" 

The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." 

The waiter said, "OK then, come on in." 

The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he'd try it too so he put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the restaurant. He knew his story would be a bit more unbelievable. Once again the waiter said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." 

The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog." 

The waiter said, "A Chihuahua?" 

The man with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!? They gave me a Chihuahua?? 

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*

cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh 
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You Make Me Laugh : Putting the Cat Out

A couple is going out for an evening on the town.

When they are almost ready to go, the wife tells her husband not to forget to put out the cat. However, after a Taxi arrives and as they go out the door the cat darts back in the house.

Not wanting the cat shut in the house while they are out the husband goes back in to get the cat as the wife goes and gets in the cab.

The wife not wanting it known that the house will be empty while they are out explains to the cab driver, "He is just going upstairs to say good-bye to mother."

A short time later the husband comes down and gets in the cab. He says, "Sorry it took so long but the stupid old thing was under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger!" 


*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*

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Thursday, 5 April 2012

COPD Triggers in Your Home

Are your COPD symptoms acting up at home? Explore the COPD-friendly house to find out how to rid your home of allergens and other lung irritants.


By Erica Patino
Medically reviewed by Rosalyn Carson-DeWitt, MD


http://www.everydayhealth.com/health-report/chronic-obstructive-pulmonary-disease

COPD Blog: Is It COPD or Asthma?

Robert T. Schreiber, MD, an American Lung Association in New York Expert



COPD expert blog
A middle-aged woman sits across the desk from me looking somewhat nervous. She’s been sent to my office by her primary care physician for a pulmonary evaluation. As a lung specialist, I’m being asked to determine the cause of her chronic cough and episodes of wheezing. Is it asthma or COPD?
I evaluate and treat patients like this all the time. To give an accurate diagnosis and treatment plan, I take a full history, do a physician examination, and order a few tests.
First I ask about her symptoms and medical history:
  • Are the symptoms chronic (meaning long-standing) or did they start recently?
  • Was there a sudden change that could have triggered the symptoms, such as an exposure to an allergen or toxic substance, an acute respiratory infection, or a new pet in the home?
  • Is there a prior history of childhood asthma or recurrent coughing and wheezing as an adult?
  • Is there a history of allergies?
  • Does she smoke or has she smoked in the past?
  • Do any family members have asthma or COPD?
  • What level of physical activity is she able to do? Has her exercise tolerance been declining?
The answers to these and other questions are the strongest clues I have to diagnose a patient’s condition.
Smoking is the most common cause of COPD. The risk of COPD from smoking is determined by pack years (number of packs per day multiplied by the numbers of years of smoking). COPD is more likely in people who have a history of 20 or more pack years. If the patient’s symptoms have been present for a long time and slowly worsening, it is more likely to be from COPD than asthma.
However, my patient’s symptoms could be a sign of asthma. In people with a history of allergies and childhood asthma, their asthma can reactivate as an adult. People who never had asthma can develop “non-allergic” asthma after an acute respiratory infection.
Both asthma and COPD can produce chronic coughing and wheezing, but the symptoms appear differently: People with COPD tend to have a chronic morning “smokers cough” as a sign of chronic bronchitis; most asthmatics have coughing and wheezing only during flare-ups.
The woman who came in today was a pack-a-day smoker for 25 years, and a casual smoker for five years before that. She quit smoking a few years ago, but has had a morning cough and recently started wheezing in cold weather and when she has a cold. She also gets short of breath easily walking up stairs, particularly if carrying packages.
In the examining room, I check her vital signs and do a head and neck exam, looking for evidence of chronic nasal or sinus swelling or nasal polyps (seen more commonly in asthma and allergies). I listen to her heart and breathing with my stethoscope; I hear mild wheezing in both lungs. Her heart sounds normal. I check the extremities for cyanosis (a blue color that might indicate a low oxygen level) and feet for swelling (which might indicate heart strain).
Next I order a chest x-ray. It looks for signs of cancer, “water on the lungs” and other problems that might cause her symptoms. Luckily, her test doesn’t show any of these.
Pulmonary function tests (PFT’s) are done next; these are breathing tests that measure lung capacity and flow rates. My patient’s PFT’s show that she can’t blow out as much air as she should in one second (her FEV1 is reduced). The next step is to give her a quick-acting bronchodilator and repeat the test. Most asthmatics have normal results after a bronchodilator, but when people have COPD, their tests do not normalize. My patient’s FEV1 is still low and for me, this clinches the diagnosis of COPD.
When I sit down with my patient to review the findings, I tell her she has COPD from years of smoking. Although she quit several years ago, most smoking damage is permanent. It’s common for patients to lose over half of their lung function before they realize it. Some of her loss of lung function is also a part of aging.
I outline a treatment regimen for her which includes taking an inhaled bronchodilator to control her symptoms. I also tell her to:
  • Eat a healthy diet to strengthen her immune system.
  • Get regular exercise to improve functional capacity.
  • Avoid inhaled irritants and, of course, never smoke again.
  • Take steps to prevent respiratory infections, such as getting immunizations for influenza and pneumonia, avoiding sick people, and frequent hand cleansing.
Her treatment also requires regular checkups with me to monitor her progress and adjust her medicines. As my new patient leaves, she isn’t happy that she has a chronic condition, but she seems satisfied that she has the right diagnosis and a plan of action.
Dr. Schreiber is board certified in internal medicine and pulmonary diseases by the American Board of Internal Medicine. He is a member of Nassau Chest Physicians, P.C., who are actively involved with the American Lung Association in New York. Schreiber is director of the SICU at St. Francis Hospital, medical director of the Oyster Bay Cove Village Police Department, and a member of the Nassau County Medical Reserve Corps. He is on the professional staffs of St. Francis Hospital, North Shore University Hospital (Manhasset and Plainview), and St. Joseph Hospital.

gotquestions  http://www.everydayhealth.com/health-report/chronic-obstructive-pulmonary-disease/copd-blog-copd-or-asthma.aspx

Friday, 30 March 2012

You Make Me Laugh : Beware of Dog

Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" posted on the door glass. 

Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor near the cash register. 

He asked the store's owner "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" 

"Yep," the proprietor answered, "That's him." 

The stranger couldn't help being amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me," he chuckled. "Why in the world did you decide to post that sign?" 

"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him." 

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*

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Tuesday, 27 March 2012

music for cats

Our music is based on feline vocal communication and environmental sounds that pique the interest of cats; it is written in a musical language that is uniquely designed to appeal to the domestic cat. All of the music is recorded on traditional instruments and the human voice. No actual cat, mouse, or bird calls are used (although it may sound like it). The songs are written in three different styles - each song style is designed to convey and evoke a particular mood:

Kitty Ditties: Playful and quick, these incorporate stylizations of some of the animal calls that are of great interest to cats. A little like sonic catnip, Ditties are meant to arouse interest and curiosity. When ultrasonic playback devices become available (sometime in the near future, we hope) these songs should be even more appealing.

Cat Ballads: Just as the pedal drum provides the hearbeat in human music, the swish, swish of these ballads provides the sound of suckling in feline music. The Cat Ballad should be restful and pleasing for your kitty (perhaps for you too).

Feline Airs: The purr is to cats what the moan is to humans. It can express pleasure or pain, but most importantly, it draws sympathetic emotions from the listener. The timing and cyclic rhythms of purrs are remarkably consistent among all breeds of domestic cats - the Feline Air is based on the pulses of the purr.

Vote on your feline's favorite - you may have the next song named after your cat! We will be refining the music to suit feline tastes by incorporating changes based on feedback from our customers. The information that we collect will shed light on the kinds of enhancements that we should include in upcoming songs. Human music has evolved similarly - we want our cats to be involved. It will be most helpful to us if you, the cat owner, will describe behavioral details that have demonstrated to you that a song or passage is a favorite.


Listen to samples:
Spook's Ditty
Cozmo's Air
Rusty's Ballad

Monday, 26 March 2012

How to Feed Your Overweight Dog


"Everything, just about, tastes good to them (the dog). They don't know enough to quit eating, so we have to retrain the owner," said Dr. Schmitt.

Cris Carl
Posted by Cris Carl

“Most dogs that are chubby, the thing you want to do is cut out one-third of their calorie intake,” said Dr. Dwight Baghdoyn, DVM ofWilliamsburg Animal Clinic in Massachusetts. “But the first thing is to estimate what and how much they are eating and how much exercise they get – just like with people,” said Baghdoyn.

In speaking with two veterinarians, I learned that working with your overweight pooch is pretty similar to working with human weight loss. The exception being that the pet owner is in control of the pet’s diet. “The main problem is convincing the owner they have a problem,” said Dr. Robert Schmitt, DVM, of South Deerfield Veterinary Clinic, also in Massachusetts.  “Everything, just about, tastes good to them (the dog). They don’t know enough to quit eating, so we have to retrain the owner,” said Dr. Schmitt.

Baghdoyn said that often owners want to “treat’ their dogs when they have done something they want them to do, which if over-done, can lead to a weight problem for the dog. “If they get a big cookie every time they go in and out of the house, they are going to try to go in and out of the house as much as possible,” said Baghdoyn.

The effects of early neutering
Baghdoyn said that one of the reasons a dog may be overweight is a trend by shelters to neuter dogs earlier than a typical breeder would, by two to three months.  Neutering causes metabolic changes, which are not harmful by themselves, but leads owners to feed their dog puppy chow far longer than is healthy in that situation. “They no longer have the metabolism of a puppy once they are neutered, so they need to have adult food to have a proper balanced diet,” said Baghdoyn.

How marketing may contribute to a dog owner’s confusion
The way dog food is sold is the same way potato chips are sold. More shelf space equals more sales. In other words, a ten-foot shelf sells more product than a five-foot shelf,” said Baghdoyn. The ever-growing array of dog food choices can be daunting and confusing. Baghdoyn recommends talking to your veterinarian to get an idea of what a healthy weight for your dog, then checking the calories content, amount of protein, and serving size of the foods you buy your dog.

Evaluation of your dog’s weight
Schmitt said that if you are concerned your dog is overweight, especially if you have a large dog, to initially bring the dog in once a month to be weighed and evaluated. “It’s not like you can put your 160 pound Golden Retriever on the bathroom scale,” he said. Baghdoyn agreed adding that it is a good idea, no matter what, to have a professional “have their hands on the dog” once or twice a year, at the least to have a better idea of the dog’s health.

Both Dr.’s said that the dog may also need to be evaluated for any metabolic disorder, low-thyroid being the most common, which requires a blood test.

Some dogs may require a prescription diet such as Hill’s RD (Restricted Diet) or Purina OM (Obesity Management). “These foods are for people who have tried everything else,” said Baghdoyn.

Home cooking for your dog
Schmitt said that some owners opt out of using commercial brands of dog food, in hopes of having a healthier, leaner dog. There are even cookbooks to support the idea. However, Schmitt said that it can be very tricky to find the right balance of food for your dog. “I don’t recommend this (home cooking for your dog) unless you are working with a veterinary nutritionist,” said Schmitt. He added that the problems reside in getting more of one nutritional element than the other, which can ultimately harm your dog. He said for example, too much meat equals too much phosphorus and not enough calcium. “The body will draw the calcium from somewhere, usually the bones,” said Schmitt who added he has seen a number of small breeds with fractured legs due to imbalanced diet.

Baghdoyn said however, that adding vegetables, such as carrots or green beans to your dog’s food temporarily, may help your dog with weight loss.

So ultimately, the message is the same for dogs as it is for humans in terms of weight-loss - eat right, eat less, get more exercise, and see a medical professional with some regularity.
  
Cris Carl writes for Networx. Get home & garden ideas like this on Networx.

Sunday, 25 March 2012

Funny Pictures of Dogs

Posted by David Aaron Moore
Who are you calling funny? (leoncillo sabino/Flickr)

Ever wonder why funny pictures of dogs and their companionship can make us so happy? According to the book 100 Simple Secrets: Why Dogs Make Us Happy (David Niven, PhD, Harper Collins, $11.95), there are a number of reasons we enjoy their companionship.

Dogs can promote better health and well-being by getting us out and moving around when we take them for walks or out to play. (What better motivation to hire a landscaper than to have a nice place to play with your dog?) They can facilitate better communications between humans simply by their presence. Who’s not drawn to a cute dog? That might lead to a new human acquaintance, friend or even a potential romantic partner.

Another bonus: our canine friends want to make us happy. They are attuned to certain cues and quick to respond because they enjoy our positive responses. In other words, there’s more than just a little bit of us in them than we may realize. That’s probably why so many of their various comedic antics can conjure up instant laughter.

After digging through an endless array of Facebook photo files and talking with various friends and acquaintances about their doggie pals, here are my personal favorite funny pictures of dogs.

Bebe & Archie 

 
You been eatin’ a lotta garlic lately, huh?

"BeBe is a red lab," says Ellen Howle.  "She smells everything. Spray Lysol and her nose is right there. No matter how strong the smell, BeBe will smell it. Scrub the floor with bleach? She will put her nose right into the bucket. She will smell anything. Including our other dog Archie’s butt."

Canoli 
 

They’re just reading glasses, okay?


Steve Richardson shares a strong bond with his Italian Greyhound Canoli. "He’s very inquisitive," says Richardson. "It can make for great friendships with an occasional permissive kitty, or a bloody nose. He never really seems to mind the latter, though." 

"The way he recognizes certain words or sounds amazes me…especially if he hears the crackle of a candy wrapper being opened. He has honed his listening skills so well, that we can’t even spell out the word ‘treat.’ We’re working on his reading skills next."

Charlotte & Dexter 
 

After she finishes taking the picture, create a distraction and I’ll head for the gate. I’ll get help. We’ll be back for you. I promise.

"We called this picture ‘telling secrets,’ because Charlotte appears to be whispering in Dexter’s ear her plans for getting into some kind of mischief," Susan Jordan Adams says about her Terrier-mix duo. "She is the instigator and he is always a neurotic mess when things go awry. I’m happy and lucky — both dogs were rescues and were adopted by my family as a Christmas gift to me."

Emerson 
 
I can’t go to outside like this. They’ll all laugh at me.

Cam Lindquist’s dog Emerson is a Schnauzer-Scottish Terrier mix he adopted from a pet rescue agency.

"He’s seven months old," says Lindquist. He loves riding in cars, but he is afraid of my housemate’s mean cat. Other than that, he’s pretty fearless. He does hate walking in saturated wet grass after it rains, which is why I put the boots on him. He didn’t like it at first but when he realized what it was for, he got relatively comfortable with them. When it’s warmer, we lose the coat."

Juliette 
 
Just because I can't fit in a teacup doesn't give you the right to call me fat!

Jamie Court’s Pekinese-Chihuahua mix Juliette apparently thinks she is the princess of everything. "She won’t go to the bathroom without a treat and she won’t sleep in her kennel unless it’s covered like a birdcage," a friend says. Court is quick to concur.

"She’s an absolute diva. She’s convinced everyone on the earth should love her!" On the other hand, Court also sees a softer side to Juliette. "She loves every person she meets and she always enjoys sitting on my lap. She’s very cuddly." As far as other dogs go, however, Court admits there are some challenges. "She tolerates them."

Lucy Loo 
 
Yo dawg…you gotta problem widda’ beard?

Toni Davis’s unusual pup Lucy Loo, is a breed known as an Affenpinscher. They’re known for being loyal, intelligent and straightforward. "She’s a very funny little dog," says Davis. "She seems to have no fear of heights and a memory like an elephant. She remembers everything!

"Her face is a riot," Davis adds. And she burps like a person." What more could you ask for?

Riggs & Marlin 
 
You need to get your lips off my neck and move that paw right now.

Riggs is a Norwegian Elkhound that lives with Brian Mawry. Marlin is a blue-dapple mini dachshund that resides with Brian’s brother Steve. Apparently, when the two get together, it’s non-stop comedic action.

"Marlin was two years old and Riggs was just four months when this picture was taken," Steve Mawry recalls. They had already spent a lot of time playing together and Marlin had finally reached the point where he was ready to take a break."

Riggs, however, just couldn’t seem to take a hint. "He would flop on his back and paw and drag himself over to Marlin," says Steve. By that time Marlin would just turn his back and walk away. They’re a very funny pair."

Rocky 
 
What’s a dog gotta do to get a number three combo with liv-a-snaps anna’ orange soda ‘round here?

Kellee Beard’s pit bull mix Rocky is known to be a comedic troublemaker.  "We named him Rocky because he's a lover and a fighter," says Beard. "His favorite pastimes are cuddling and trying to steal our attention away from his brother Max, but he is one of the cuddliest dogs I've ever known." 

Beard says she and her significant other adopted the pooch from a foster home that found him wandering the asphalt and concrete of Brooklyn. Guess that gives Rocky his irresistible charm: street cred mixed with a heart of gold.

David Aaron Moore wrote this for Networx. Get home, gardening and pets ideas like this on Networx.